Today I was reading the entire section of the newspaper devoted to bride & groom seeking. All boys are tall, handsome, and smart. All the girls are desired to be slim, fair, & from a good family.
I can't understand half of what it says because it's in "classifieds" talk but it's still amazing.
Yesterday, after my corpse ad discovery I also found an ad for:
Matrimonial & corporate detective (???)
Massage parlor with Indian and Russian girls. There's lots of ads for Russians and I'd like to know why that is.
The funniest and most confusing one was: "Hi-Fi Escorts"....WHAT does that mean?? I was tempted to call.
I think the papers here are even more full of crap than ours. The writing is not remotely unbiased most of the time. It's refreshing and disturbing.
I can't understand half of what it says because it's in "classifieds" talk but it's still amazing.
Yesterday, after my corpse ad discovery I also found an ad for:
Matrimonial & corporate detective (???)
Massage parlor with Indian and Russian girls. There's lots of ads for Russians and I'd like to know why that is.
The funniest and most confusing one was: "Hi-Fi Escorts"....WHAT does that mean?? I was tempted to call.
I think the papers here are even more full of crap than ours. The writing is not remotely unbiased most of the time. It's refreshing and disturbing.
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